Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

ozthemagician:

you get the idea by now.Supernatural is going to take over all of Tumblr. Its already begun. 

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nurmengardx:

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northgang:

…the future of pizza (X)

none pizza left beef

Thank you for your intelligent contribution to the comments.

Seems some people are boycotting Jelly Belly now for some reason. I don’t know why, for sure. I seem to recall it was something like the CEO being a bigot, which I suppose is an okay reason. But hey, if I boycotted every company that had done something problematic, I’d have to grow my own food and use corn husks to make clothing. I just kinda go and try to avoid the worst offenders, like Monsanto and Wal-Mart, among others. But I don’t get super anal about it. If I tried to stop using everything Monsanto had some part in, I’d be eating nothing but organic granola and honey, and using free-range pig lard for soap, living in a fucking log cabin in the woods and bathing in the Columbia River.

rattlebread:

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

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perfect gif usage

The real question is why is it still in there after she’s asleep
Like who sleeps with vegetables in their vaginas
Is this a new trendy thing

Maybe she wanted to make a pickle. *Ducks rotten tomatoes*

rupelover:

Inspired by this.

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

The proper way to deal with bullies.

so-shota-it-hurts:

Skinny people cosplaying as canonly chubby/fat characters

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chubby/fat people cosplaying as canonly skinny characters

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people who bash people for doing so:

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ymirxkrista:

shepardtaichou:

there’s a really big difference between “the writers want to put these two characters in a queer relationship but can’t because of censors” and “we’re going to keep putting these characters in queer situations and playing it off as a really funny joke”

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