Memorial Day is coming up. Ugh! I hate it! Memorial Day can go suck an infected cock. The only holidays I like are Beltane, Samhain, and Yule. The rest can go die in a fire. Especially the bullshit ones like Memorial Day. Holidays like Memorial Day are little more than another excuse for government agencies like the postal service to not do any goddamn work.
Sisters, separated for 17 years, find each other at high school track meet
(Photo: NBC Nightly News)
Robin Jeter, 18, and Jordan Dickerson, 17, grew up quite differently in the nation’s capital. But it’s hard to ignore the similarities: They’re smart, pretty and fashion-forward, and both are also athletic and have double-jointed thumbs. A coincidental encounter at a track meet brought the long-separated sisters together.
I never understood this whole “women are the weaker sex” bullshit. I’m pretty sure if most guys’ bellies expanded rapidly as a writhing human larva pounds on their internal organs with fists and feet, and then had to get this humongous baby shoved out the man’s penis with all the screaming and pain and blood, that they’d freak the hell out and get an abortion STAT and then fervently pray it never happens again. That’s if they survived the process, of course.
I mean really: women’s uteri literally remove a part of themselves every fucking month, making a bloody mess in the process. I’m pretty sure that if any of most men’s organs started detaching pieces and made blood in their underwear and intense abdominal pain, that they’d go to the emergency room, certain that they were dying of some kind of ebola cancer or something.
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
now’s my chance to preach feminism!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
Women: tougher than you, you little shits. Since forever.
Ah. You’re actually not awful at that.
Lets just admit now that we would all parent like Dean Winchester.
LOL! Put the baby down, its skin explodes, and now you have a black baby!
I AM A MONSTER, 2013
Part of my body of work for my OCADU undergrad thesis (more details can be found here). Photographed around Toronto, Canada.
Copies of these prints are available for purchase.
You … are a Furby.
Glad to know I wasn’t the only one who thought he looked like a Furby.
